A complete pussy and weak ass guy
Justin is being a little poon boy and won't drink anything tonight.
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Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.
The female version of "cockblocked."
My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.
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a female vagina that comes to be quite stanky due to the presence of poo or a poo like substance in or around the vag.
I was fuckin my girlfriend and when i pulled out, my johnson smelled like shit. Fuckin stank poon.
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Literally means "seize the poon". Used as a term of motivation for a guy to go talk to a girl and eventually have sex with her.
Guy 1: That girl over there is kind of pretty.
Guy 2: Go talk to her.
Guy 1: Nah its Alright.
Guy 2. Dude! Carpe poon!
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Char broiled poon served with BBQ sauce or Catsup (eaten with fork and knife)
"Snanes mother makes a mean Roast Poon"
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Contrary to the popular belief that a sushi poon is just a fishy pussy, it is also in fact, a slightly overweight girl who attempts to take advantage of (rape) drunk guys while she is sober or intoxicated. These kinds of girls can be very hard to detect because generally they are very nice and friendly until they make their move
careful man that chick is a total sushi poon... shes gonna rape your ass later wit that strap on
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The expulsion of air from the vaginal orifice causing a noticeable trumping sound.
Person 1 - "Did she just queef?"
Person 2 - "Yeah! that was a serious Poon Tune!"
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