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When one expects to be porked (have sex), but no pork actually occurs, only humiliation.
Chris: Dude, I was about to pork Jen, but her mom came in while I was taking off my pants!
Brad and Bobby: Ohhhhhhh burnt pork!!
It means something is no good, broken, beyond repair etc.
Sorry Freddy, it's fucked, it's had the Pork Snork.
The act made by one to release stress through the act of dick tugging in order to fall asleep
Guy1: Bro I’m wide awake
Guy2:Yoooo you should hug the pork
Tina your brother hugs his pork to me every night
A phrase to describe a beefy cool kid, who believes they are proper tanking.
Cool Kid #1 "Did you see that Pork Plane over there?"
Cool Kid #2 "Yeh, how could you miss him!"
Cool Kid #1 " I Know, he belives he's proper tanking, Init!"
Pork Chopplers is something you call your girlfriend. However, this does not mean she is a certified Pork chop. She is a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. Usually a Pork Chopplers is a dime piece female who loves her man and keeps him happy at all times by consistntly keeping his belly full and his balls empty.
I love my Pork Chopplers. She sucks me fucks me and feeds me!!!!
When someone wears jeans/trousers etc that are far too tight, their legs look like sausages being squashed into their skins!!
"I need the next size up, these jeans give me pork legs"
"haha, look at her pork legs"