A pose made by bending your knees and moving your legs away from you while managing to not squat, putting your upper arms up so they’re straight (preferably) or high up and have your forearms go downwards. Bonus points if you cross your eyes or smile like a deranged antelope while doing so.
Used when you want to embrace your inner stoopidity or if you just want to annoy people to no end. Can also be used when joking around with your buddy.
Jeremiah: *walking laps around the school, minding his own business*
Jeremiah 5 seconds later on his head: Why is Isaiah just standing there in unholy creature pose at me that deranged antelope smile staring at me? This is weird as frack dude, Ikm going to turn around now
A pose where your arms are bent in 90 degree angles and your hands are placed on your midhip. Tilt your head and smile largely, making sure to look anywhere but the camera. This look is used in awkward situations or everyday situations if you are socially awkward all the time.
" stop doing the awkward pose and say cheese!"
When There are a lot of people around you but nobody looks Interesting Enough.
Adam. How was the visit to the mall for you and Mom ?
Kaaj. It was okay, but I thought I was standing in a sunspot because Of all the Pose Pollution.
When Anish starts tweaking over insignificant things and lets minute details affect his life. You get a Pass Pose
Anish is the biggest pass pose I've ever met.
The "290 Pose" is an act witch someone is taking a bathroom selfie and runs out of idea's for poses and decides to prop his leg up against the towel rack and makes a dramatic looking face and takes a picture as if everything is normal.
Hey did you see Gino's "290 Pose"?
Everyone's been doing it lately.
When you shit your pants in south africa
Jou pose I fucking shat my pants