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Possum

"The act of rolling on your back, throwing your arms out like a zombie after a long 15 seconds of intercourse."

Austin rolled over like a possum

by A.H.203 July 19, 2013


possum

1) Refers to a person who enjoys gaining weight in order to feel/be more attractive.

2) Alternatively used for some one who "falls dead" in bed and cannot continue to be entertaining sexually.

1) That guy is such a possum, he can't stop eating everything in sight.

2) He's a possum, he just lays there in bed and doesn't do any of the work.

by Remyarias June 11, 2007


Possum

Perfect little rat tailed cat dog dudes. Possum could also be used in place of awesome! They’re very cool little dudes. If ya don’t mess with them, they won’t mess with you.

Woah bro, theres a possum over there!” and “yeah dude that possum as hell!”

by fungusfriend April 20, 2021


possum

it means ur gay

"im possum" = "im gay"

by cocksuck420 December 14, 2021


possum

a gay ass faggot who sucks cock

gayass fag

"im possum, i like men and make out with them"

by cocksuck420 December 14, 2021


Possum Cooter

This term is used whenever you encounter an outrageously foul smelling vagina.

John- "Hey what's happening man? What did you do last night?"

Dan- "I went out with my work buds and hooked up with a girl. We went home and fucked!!"

John- "Sweet dude, that's awesome!!!"

Dan- "Yeah, but the thing is, her pussy was so nasty, I still can't get this possum cooter stank off of my cock & balls."

by dizzotizzo August 31, 2015


Possum pads

The gentle, soft mitts of a desk jockey.

Dathan: Earl strokes my wang with the gentility of a bard.
Cletis: No duh, that pudwhacker anoints his clutches with Udder Crème. Earl had supple possum pads.

by Dildo Baby July 25, 2022