1. A portable toilet.
2. The most unsanitary places on Earth.
3. A homeless person’s happy place.
4. A thing used to make various companies lots of money for festivals and parties.
1. I need to use the can, oh good, there is a porta potty right there!
2. After coming out of the porta potty, I almost gagged and threw up, it was so gross seeing other people’s sewage.
3. That homeless guy came out of that porta potty with a huge smile, he felt so much better.
4. As a company, we have made $5000 in renting porta potties.
An outdoor building with a toilet. These things don’t flush and some places with them rarely clean them out, so you’ll end up walking into that tiny little porta potty and smell someone’s bean burrito blowout, Taco Bell Tornado, baked bean bomb, and someone’s meatloaf mud slide all in one. On top of all of this, there are often no trash cans, so if you’re on your period and you have to use a porta potty, you have my sympathies. There are also no working sinks, so you might have to use hand sanitizer or nothing at all. That’s right, not all porta potties have hand sanitizer or anything to wash your hands with. So after you’ve just finished adding to the list of bad smells with your turbulent taco typhoon, you’ve gotta walk around with your hands smelling like the aftermath of that Taco Tuesday you thought was a good idea yesterday. Gross! Don’t even get me started on how bad it smells during the summer heat! If you’ve made it this far, and you haven’t picked up on it yet, I hate porta potties. You’re better off pissing in the woods. I’m a girl, and I would much rather do the squats in the woods then squeeze a fat one in a porta potty. The lesson you can take from this is that you should never go in a porta potty.
“The sign says no flushable toilets. Guess we gotta use that porta potty over there.”
“Damn it.”
The act of parents sharing too much information regarding their child's daily bathroom habits via a social network.
so-and-so posted a status about their kid peeing in the toilet again today. a serious Parent-Child Potty Overshare!
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The disgusting mix of shit, urine, and toilet paper that you'll find at the bottom of every porta potty.
That porta potty hasn't been cleaned it weeks, it's got a ton of porta potty water at it's bottom.
When you get so drunk you got down to take a dump. Stand up throw up twice on your fresh poo then flush. And while washing your hands you set your hair on fire from a candle on the bathroom counter.
Leroy was an Ariel Potty Pyro last night! He needs a haircut now
When you hit someone using a urinal from the back of their head causing them to "kiss the potty" as their head bounces off the wall. They are typically done in a bar.
"Shorsery-- that guy you potty kissed at the Coleson brought his buddy around this time"
When someone is having a piss at the urinal and you bang their forehead against the wall
Dude was talking shit at the bar so I gave him a potty kiss at the urinal.