preston north end

The greatest football team to exist
Also known as pne located in preston, Lancashire

I asked my mother what should I be,
Should I be blackpool or pne heres what she said to me, wash would mouth out son,

Go get your father's gun,
We'll shoot some blackpool scum,
Shoot some blackpool scum,
We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool we are the blackpool haters,

Sea, sea, sea side shitt aaahhhhhh

Guy 1:Who do you support

Guy 2:I support preston north end

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Timothy William Preston

A most spectacular specimen, with luscious brown hair and beautiful atoms apple. He owns a beautiful watch and is always playing bass. With stunning glasses and nose he is a notch above all other humans. With the name of royalty he is destined to surpass all others.

"Oh dear me, all our royals are dead"

"We should just have timothy william preston for king...his name is worthy of royalty!"

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jeffrey preston bezos

executive chairman of amazon, multi-billionare jeff bezos’s full name.

A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*

Preston Cass

Preston is a very awesome bf. He might smell like a mojón and monkey butt, but hes truly so cool. If you ever meet him beware cause hes like insane but youll get used to it after like a month i think. He also doesnt like cereal with milk which is a MAJOR red flag. He also needs to eat firehouse subs and smoke to survive. but even though he acts like so crazy he gives good hugs and bes so nice. like seriously he even buys me an abundance of food quite often which proves how kind of a soul he is. and even when i try my hardest to give him the ick he doesnt get it cause hes invincible and strong which is why we are engaged. oh also if you invite him to your house hide your water because he will drink ALL OF IT like he will not stop drinking water like omg. and also he talks very loud because he wants his presence to be known . hes nervous to eat food with dyes in it but he will still hit yardys. how does that make sense? i dont know but u shouldn't ask him cause hes the king. So if u meet him just dont be scared just trust the process. cause he has an exquisite personality that cannot be matched.

random person: hey why r u so handsome and awesome and cool
preston: im preston cass

random person: oh yeah that makes sense now

Prestoning

Prestoning is the act of quitting many things.

Guy 1: Did you hear? x just quit four series!
Girl 1: So they're Prestoning?
Guy 1: Yup. Prestoning.

Preston

You love him so much. His eyes, his hair, everything about him is perfect... Besides his hatrid of you... He only hates you because you like him... Most people say his annoying, and his jokes are bad, but you think he’s just plain old cute. You wish he’d feel the same way but you know he never will...

Girl 1: What’s wrong?
Girl 2: Preston just talked behind my back again...
Girl 1: GIRL GET OVER HIM!!!
Girl 2: It’s too hard to, he’s too cute to not like...

Preston

cutest guy you'll ever meet and he's good at soccer

Preston.