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Party Promise

definition - a brand of instant coffee
background - cheap, powdered "coffee"

" oh, i don't want to give this coffee
party - it's gonna cost the earth. never
mind, i'll give them Party Promise - cheap
but tastes like Rocca Toon. "

by washed 0 April 24, 2005

1πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Promised You a Miracle

Promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Chance
As love takes a train
Summer breeze and brilliant light
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Love sails to a new life
Promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
With promises
Everything is possible, oh
I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Chance
Reflects on them a while
Love screams so quietly
Slipping back on golden times
Breathing with sweet memories

I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
In the game of life
Everything is possible
Chance
Lost pearls of great price
Take care of family
Only aches for love
Love waits for fame
In chance, in chance, they'll see
I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
In the game of life
A burning dream
You can be Queen
Everything is possible...

by Death Menace February 3, 2023

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


promise heaven, deliver hell

Mariage holds the promise of heaven but delivers hell.

Before:I can't wait till we get married,and can spend all our time together, I love you so much!
^promise heaven, deliver hell>
After:Leave me alone asshole, no sex!! I only want your paycheck and for you to clean my house.do what I say or I will deliver hell!!!!!

Enough said!

by HOSDOG November 20, 2007

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Promise ain’t getting comm

Some random discord weirdo thot thinking she’s getting comm in yb cord

β€œpromise ain’t getting comm” yeh her ugly ass getting no comm

by Kharomani June 14, 2022


Make a promise to St. Fu

A civil way of asking someone to STFU in mixed company. Alternatively, you can make a promise to St. Fulgius...

Me: Hey Uncle Bob, if you'll make a promise to St. Fu, this Thanksgiving dinner will be real nice.

by lazlo pitts August 25, 2020


New Jersey Promise ring

Someone's anus that has been cut out and is being worn as a ring.

He picked up the knife and made himself a new jersey promise ring.

by jewish assassin August 3, 2010

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


I promise I won't tell

The biggest lie anyone has ever told; everyone has used this at least once

Person 1- I can't tell you
Person 2-I promise I won't tell
Person 1- ok but you can't tell anyone
Person 2- I won't
..later on
Person 3- what did they say?
Person 2- yup he likes you

by SCHMUR September 27, 2013

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž