Your physical look after you’ve Masturbated.
“He’s looking proper fresh after he came back from the toilet”
Used to describe something, generally a person, who is suspicious or weird. If a proper dodgy person approaches you, you should run. They will come after you.
That man in the van outside looks proper dodgy...
really good, excellent, top notch, top banana, awesome
If someone was to give you a really nice gift, or you were given the day off work, or you received some good news, or you heard a really good song you'd say "that's proper jackson!"
When your friends get engaged and you feel that the only appropriate way to say "congrats!" is to give groom and rough hand job (this is on the spot, so you don't have the proper lubrication handy) and a pack of camel lights because they're only likely to enjoy sex until they tie the knot and their lives devolve into a spiral of depression and dissatisfaction.
Hey man, congrats on proposing to your gf! Pull down your pants so I can give you a proper engagement congratulations. Here's a lighter!
The act of removing ones member, mid coitus, wrapping it in a hot towel to warm said member. Once steamy, remove the towel and then reinsert, resuming coitus.
Jo: "Michael gave me a proper-dog lastnight, its was so steamy"
To remove ones member mid coitus, wrap it in a hot towel to warm said member, then reinsert, resuming coitus.
Jo: " Mike gave me a proper-dog lastnight. It was sooooo steamy"
Anna: "WOW, mad props, Amazing!!"
PBE- Noun-The courtesy often given back & forth or expected between comrades whilst smoking marijuana or any orher than pink or purAlso, the process of clearing out the stale, leftover smoke that lingers in the chamber.
"Hey man, you hear about the LIT! party that's going on tonight? Last time no one thought PBE was a real thing!
The proper bong etiquette is crucial in a group session of smoking....