Pretending to complete absolutely fuckall,
Gem-Why aren’t the dishes washed?
Mike-I was too busy doing proper fuckall
Your physical look after you’ve Masturbated.
“He’s looking proper fresh after he came back from the toilet”
Used to describe something, generally a person, who is suspicious or weird. If a proper dodgy person approaches you, you should run. They will come after you.
That man in the van outside looks proper dodgy...
It means to be dodgy/odd/weird/strange/faulty
That food was proper dodgy like kiiid
A non-alcoholic espresso martini made with THC to replace the alcohol.
I'm not drinking, but I'll have a proper sunrise.
really good, excellent, top notch, top banana, awesome
If someone was to give you a really nice gift, or you were given the day off work, or you received some good news, or you heard a really good song you'd say "that's proper jackson!"
When you do something so stupid it’s similar to a Benny Hill sketch
Look at the geezer running across the farmers field to get his golf ball. That’s proper Benny!