Te Puke Thunder

Te Puke Thunder is weed, kush that originates from the Te Puke Valley on the north island of New Zealand. It gets the Thunder name not only cause it sounds good but because its cristalized.

"Bro do you have some Te Puke Thunder??"
"you want some TPT cuz?"

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Puke n Duke

Puking and duking (shitting at the same time. Typically caused by the flu, food poisoning or one hell of a hangover.

My roommate was so shitfaced last night he’s done nothing but puke n duke today.

I can’t come to work today. I’m sick. You have the flu? Pretty sure caused all I do is puke n duke.

Duke n’ Puke

When one is so violently ill that all things unholy are blasting from every orifice. Shitting and puking at the same time.

What is that horrific retching and splashing sound coming from the bathroom? Oh that’s Roger. He partied just a little to much last night. He’s doing the duke n’ puke today.

puke n nuke

this doesnt have to happen on the shitter(toilet), but it does have to happen at the same time. The pukin part would be throwin up like shit fuck crazy, and the nukin part is when your on the shitter, you shit like crazy, unlike any other; you blow up the motherfuckin toilet with shit like james woods in Scray Movie 2.

I had to puke n nuke the toilet last night from all that drinking. Felt like Nagasaki and Hiroshima up in that mother.

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Puke-asaurus rex

Someone heavily inclined to vomit, usually from alcohol. To be a true Puke-asaurus rex the person must vomit on so many things that onlookers might find themselves impressed with both the breadth, color, and quantity or said vomiter.

"Ashlee, you are a Puke-asaurus rex, you projectile vomited on yourself, your bed sheets, comforter, bed spread, mattress, box spring, floor, and yourself. Maybe you should lay off anything cranberry and wear a bib for a while..."

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choke 'n' puke

Any fast food establishment serving things of dubious quality.
ie McDonalds, burger king,or those random little places on the corner...

Hey im gonna stop at the choke'n'puke and get a cartlidge burger!

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Puking Dragon

Quite similar to an angry dragon. The puking drangon is when you contract gonorrhea causing you to ejaculate a green discharge.

Brian: O dude last night I banged this chick and I got gonorrhea.
Steve: It's ok bro just give that bitch a puking dragon!

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