put it on the drive

To get belligerently drunk.

Timothy: What are you up to man?
Me: At a business conference in Las Vegas. I can't stand these fuckers, so I'm gonna put it on the drive.
Timothy: What do you have available?
Me: A mini-fridge in my hotel room full of various wines and liquors. I'm gonna drink everything in this pig and head to the company dinner.

Making Put

To pretend or wish you were doing something romantic or sexual, or doing something romantic or sexual.

I was making put last weekend with this girl in a corner. I went to town with that burger.

Putting paid to

used in Great Britain/Australia/Canada-

putting an end to

Putting paid to the gossip that their romance was over, they reported their engagement to the Press this Friday.

Put-Pocket

Someone who secretly places an item into someone else's pocket. This is the reverse of a pick-pocket and may be done to anonymously give a friend money or a small gift when they are feeling down. In addition to the pockets of clothes that you are wearing, a put-pocket may also target unattended coats, jackets, and purses at parties or other social gatherings.

I was feeling down until I discovered that a put-pocket had slipped a $20 into my pocket.

put the hammer

apply heavy, weighted vigorous force, such as the sex act (but not always specific to same) getting a "heavy" task done with VIGOR!

he put the hammer to her , soon ; they were satisfied!
she put the hammer to him!
they put the hammer to jim's moving day, soon wrapping things up!
they "churned and burned," and put the hammer to each other !

put a donk on it

to improve or complete something using the minimum amount of effort.

>"This curry's missing something.."
>"I know, put a donk on it with some ginger"

"I'm having trouble finishing this piece of coursework" ...
"Look, just put a donk on it and hand it in"

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Chill put

A highly common misspelling of "chill out", used most commonly on purpose by snarky kids on Facebook, who can't accept their minor spelling error and move on in life.

Hannah: Omg guys this sux ass
Ryan: Chill put hannah
Hannah: *chill out
Ryan: geez hannah chill put
Chill put chill put chill put chill put
Everyone else: FUCK DIS

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