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Giving a handjob while being shit on
Man, I was so drunk, I gave my buddy Dusty a Queen of Gondor.
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the hot, gorgeous woman you usually go to for sex late at night, who will fulfill your desires and give you everything you need. Midnight Queens often are uncontrollable animals in the bed and are some of the dirtiest, sexiest women you will ever sleep with.
Chad: "You wouldn't believe what happened to me last night"
Ryan: "Let me guess......you watched the Home Alone trilogy again"
Chad: "Nope, I had that hot waitress from the bar last night, best midnight queen I ever had"
Ryan: "Hell yeah"
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an aircraft that spends too much time getting repaired in the hanger it never actually is operational/flight ready.
pull the part off the hanger queen......it ain't gonna fly no way....
The Queen Of The West is the most successful and most popular female battle rapper from the west coast. This woman has a multitude of accolades that support the title of her being the Queen Of The West. The Queen Of The West is Coffee Brown.
Coffee Brown is the Queen Of The West.
A gay, usually non-Japanese, man who is into Japanese men. A subset of the "rice queen" type.
When Joe found out that the guy was actually Chinese, his interest somewhat waned. His friends teased Joe for being such an unabashed sushi queen.
Lana Del Rey.
This is not even up for debate. Her impact in the music industry is unmatched. Billie Eilish, Melanie Martinez, Halsey, and other copycats desperately want to be her.
“I’m listening to Ultraviolence by the queen of alternative.”
“The queen of alternative was robbed at the 2020 Grammys! Norman Fucking Rockwell is the album of the decade!”
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The human embodiment of a leaf on a river. She effortlessly and seamlessly bounds from one experience to the next; thriving off of the good, and learning from any bad. A head full of dreams and aspirations, a heart full of love and tolerance, and wits sharp enough to disarm any situation with humor, and navigate any obstacle with grace.
She is the one you simultaneously envy, yet can't help but gravitate towards. She lights up the darkest of rooms, can conjure up huge smiles out of the hardest of hearts, and can break through the defenses of even the most guarded and aloof. When around her, she makes you feel like you are the only two people in the world. No matter the situation - clinging to the side of a windswept volcano, running from a police helicopter through the desert, dingy-dropping into strong oceanic currents filled with sharks - one look at her and you feel completely safe and at ease.
Did I mention she is gorgeous? Stunning, actually. At first look you are captivated. 3 minutes into meeting her you are enthralled. Every time you see her your heart tumbles, and the enchantment you felt from your first encounter never fades. You'll catch yourself staring at her as she prances around the room getting ready for work, wondering what song is playing in her head. She is most beautiful in the morning, and her glow endures the day - even post-workout.
She is, in a nutshell, the most incredible person you would ever have the privilege of meeting.
First Guy: You know that hottie that drives that VW van?
Second Guy: Of course! You would have to be blind not to notice her.
First Guy: She smiled at me the other day. It made me feel awesome!
Second Guy: Ah, man! You're lucky! She must be some kind of gypsy queen.
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