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Elephant racing

The act of big rig semi-trucks slowly passing each other on the freeway, obstructing private motorists and substantially slowing the overall speed of traffic.

German origin.

My commute took forty minutes longer than expected because all of the damn elephant racing.

by connorology March 21, 2017


knobstacle race

A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or girlfriend.

I thought the wife was going to be with her sister till next Friday, but she came home while I was knocking one off over her old Vogues. Jesus Christ, what a knobstacle race that was.

by Keith Boot May 10, 2007


speed racing

smoking large amounts marijuana

i feel like speed racing

by flaming potatoes November 24, 2016


Foo Races

A game consisting of various odd puzzles in a quest to be "the ultimate foo". Created for the popular and Godly Jazz Jackrabbit 2 game.

Not applicable.

by Trafton September 12, 2003


human race

For every person who takes a life someone will give life. 10 who destroy, 20 will rebuild. 20 who lie, 40 will tell the truth..this is what makes the world go round for every wrong done there will be someone to do it right it's balanced.

urban Dictionary to Websters Dictionary, human race to animals

by Definitionsthatdontmakesense August 16, 2007

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Race Baiting

A term used by white people to dismiss criticism and objection to racist policies or racial discrimination; attempting to discrediting the critic as a person inciting racial tension when none (supposedly) actually exists. Functionally equivalent to a Red Herring designed to distract the audience from the real issue (IE pre-existing racial tension).

Essentially, use of the phrase indicates a desire to stop discussions of racial tension. Probably because they make white people feel really uncomfortable.

"Why is it cops harass black people so much more than white people?"

"Stop trying to rile people up! You're just Race Baiting!"

by CommandoDude December 1, 2014

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Spunk race

When a woman who has more than one guy on the go and wants a baby decides to 'let nature decide'. Often lets the guy with more cash think it's his when she gets up the duff.

Being white and blue eyed I didn't need a DNA to know the baby wasn't mine. Turned out my now ex was broody and seeing my black mate on the sly and decided to have a spunk race.

by Jean Dom February 25, 2010

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