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A slang word for a proctologist
Mate, I'm going to the local quack shack to see my rectum diver for the, you know, annual DRE.
A said rectum is enlarged by forcing an umbrella into the rectum, then repeatedly opening it to create a fat gaping crevice.
I had bum worms so I got Japanese Rectum Torture.
a keyboard thats around the size of an average rectum.
how big is your keyboard?
i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!
well how big is your rectum?
When your S/O sexually inserts a large metal rod into your rectum while reciting the Cambodian national anthem. This action is saved for homophobic couples in Cambodia on August 22nd.
John: Hey big papi can you give me a Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer
Tyrone: Bet nigga
A symptom of being gay received from other gays. When your asshole is so loose from buttfucking that your rectum rattles around in your asshole like a maraca.
(Two dudes walking) what’s that clanking noice? Says one. The other replied “oh Bruce gave the rattling rectum last night
When someone shoves a jar up there rectum then breaks it inside of there butt
Brandon got horny and got a runny rectum