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Rectumitis

A hilarious way of stating "He or She has their head up their ass"'

He purchased three truck loads of string because he thinks he can fly his kite to the sun. He has a serious case of Rectumitis which means he has his head up his ass

by CT Jordaan January 02, 2022


Gay Anally Rectums

A term indicating that your next door neighbor made a payment on their car loan, which by conquest then caused any number of younger citizens to start stopping at the front entrance.

‘Hey there Isaiah, could we get gay anally rectums on the West 9th St. side of the church building today, after 5th period.’

by Sick-Puppy July 12, 2018


rectum diver

A slang word for a proctologist

Mate, I'm going to the local quack shack to see my rectum diver for the, you know, annual DRE.

by Waddy Yablemiefor February 21, 2016


rectum sized keyboard

a keyboard thats around the size of an average rectum.

how big is your keyboard?

i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!

well how big is your rectum?

by CoolGuy205 August 09, 2023


Rectumal

Fork up asshole and/or rectum

I got pissed at fortnite and preformed a rectumal

by Yeet64872 December 09, 2018


Dark Warrior of the Rectum

A turd, a poo nugget, essentially a small piece of feces.

Andy defeated the Dark Warrior of the Rectum by flushing the damn thing away.

by DumbWizard June 23, 2010


Japanese Rectum Torture

A said rectum is enlarged by forcing an umbrella into the rectum, then repeatedly opening it to create a fat gaping crevice.

I had bum worms so I got Japanese Rectum Torture.

by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019