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redneck

Highly agressive, ignorant people that believes everything that bush and foxnews have to say. Prefer hunting than having sex with their 300 pound wives and usually live hundreds of miles away of civilized humans beings, hardheaded and totally devoted to nascar

redneck: what's for supper ya whore?
female R.N.: goat milk an' cornbread...
redneck: what? where's my mashed tators & beer?

by Luirah September 12, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


redneck

stupid ass retard who doesn't know what is goin on in the world, only cares about his truck and huntin dogs, and one who thinks the south ALMOST won the civil war.

rednecks are stupid

by MATTO April 13, 2004

19๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


redneck

only a redneck can call his or herself or others a redneck. someone who loves country music. must be from the south, and east of texas. not a prep!

lots are from middle georgia.

by catherine jackson August 15, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Redneck

The song, "Confederate Fag", pretty much coins them up well:
Mama killed the baby
Now the daddy was in town
Drove up in his pickup truck
And buried her underground
The rebel force will save me
Pink panties all around
What they said was so unreal
I guess it was profound
When they said
Everybody?
Anybody?
somebody?
nobody!!
Mister Anti-Everything, atari stick in hand
Bat me on the forehead
So I could understand
He smeared his face with lipstick
And yelled and screamed real loud
Point in my direction
And rub semen on the crowd
When he said
Everybody?
anybody?
somebody?
nobody!!
Everyone needs a hero
Nobody needs a star
Will you still adore me
When I've gone way too far?
The rebel force will save me
they grabbed my little hand
Threw me in the pickup truck
Cause I don't understand...

The song, Confederate Fag, is quite lovely. You should download it illegally. It's by Jack Off Jill.

Wth is it with them and their refusal to believe the Civil War is over?

by Mariselita March 2, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


redneck

The name of a sore penis after repeated masturbation or rough sex.

While at the Catholic Trailer Park Private School for Boys, the teacher priest showed his students what a redneck looks like, and was arrested for child molestation, and private lewdness.

by The Little Kid May 29, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


redneck

A person from the country, primarily in the South. Appear to be less intelligent. Are very different from most Americans in their social beliefs.

That stupid redneck

by JCMoney May 4, 2004

15๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


redneck

American who lives in the southern states.
Hobbies include shooting everything that moves, war, drinking large volumes of whiskey, incest, NASCAR, talking about those 'damn yankees', working on the farm with ma and pa, country music and voting republican.
They are deeply religious, generally following the cult of the flag, which researchers have discovered can make rednecks feel 323% more patriotic on sight.
The male of the species is clearly in charge, and discipline is carried out using fists, often after a session of tradtional drinking.
Woman are usaully religious, praising jesus regularly, and have only 2 jobs. Give the man a son and act as a long term punchbag.
Children are identified by the name 'junior' since in 1 family all males have the same name (presumably so its easy to remember).

I aint no god damn redneck!
You be staying away from my daughters now ya hear me!?!

by Russell Wilson September 20, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž