Someone who breaths, sleeps, and lives NASCAR. Usually smoke in the woods with a bottle of beer, and their belly hangs out. Maybe a crack head. If they went 2 college its a miracle-but it has to be 5 towns college. Someone who is probably bald and kidnapps little boys.- They have nothing else 2 do.
NASCAR LOVERS, CRACK HEADS, SMOKEAHOLICS, KIDNAPPERS.-NO KNOWLAGE, PEEING ON THINGS, SHAVING ARMS, PUBLIC URANATION, DRINKING BEER WITH FRIENDS WHILE WATCHING NASCAR, WATCHING NEKKED PEOPLE. HAVE 2 FRIENDS WHO ARE ALSO ASSES.-BIG ASS BEARDS.- REDNECKS. WIPING ASSES WITH YUGIOH CARDS
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Highly agressive, ignorant people that believes everything that bush and foxnews have to say. Prefer hunting than having sex with their 300 pound wives and usually live hundreds of miles away of civilized humans beings, hardheaded and totally devoted to nascar
redneck: what's for supper ya whore?
female R.N.: goat milk an' cornbread...
redneck: what? where's my mashed tators & beer?
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stupid ass retard who doesn't know what is goin on in the world, only cares about his truck and huntin dogs, and one who thinks the south ALMOST won the civil war.
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only a redneck can call his or herself or others a redneck. someone who loves country music. must be from the south, and east of texas. not a prep!
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The song, "Confederate Fag", pretty much coins them up well:
Mama killed the baby
Now the daddy was in town
Drove up in his pickup truck
And buried her underground
The rebel force will save me
Pink panties all around
What they said was so unreal
I guess it was profound
When they said
Everybody?
Anybody?
somebody?
nobody!!
Mister Anti-Everything, atari stick in hand
Bat me on the forehead
So I could understand
He smeared his face with lipstick
And yelled and screamed real loud
Point in my direction
And rub semen on the crowd
When he said
Everybody?
anybody?
somebody?
nobody!!
Everyone needs a hero
Nobody needs a star
Will you still adore me
When I've gone way too far?
The rebel force will save me
they grabbed my little hand
Threw me in the pickup truck
Cause I don't understand...
The song, Confederate Fag, is quite lovely. You should download it illegally. It's by Jack Off Jill.
Wth is it with them and their refusal to believe the Civil War is over?
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The name of a sore penis after repeated masturbation or rough sex.
While at the Catholic Trailer Park Private School for Boys, the teacher priest showed his students what a redneck looks like, and was arrested for child molestation, and private lewdness.
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A person from the country, primarily in the South. Appear to be less intelligent. Are very different from most Americans in their social beliefs.
That stupid redneck
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