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When she is hot, but a little trampy. Probably had her first kid at 18. Kind of like grading on a curve.
Hey Benny, she is Rent a Center hot.
Also known as R.A.P.E., Rent A Puppy Enterprise is a business created by Black Veil Brides bassist Ashley Purdy and lead vocalist Andy Biersack where puppies are available for rent to men who want to get laid. The intent is for a single man to rent a puppy and take a walk at the park or somewhere, and since ladies, in theory, are attracted to puppies, the man will then get laid later that night. Andy and Ashley have also decided that after the man is done with the puppy, the puppy is just gone.
Single guy: *Rents a puppy from Rent A Puppy Enterprise*
Cute girl: "Awwwwwe your puppy is so cute!"
Single guy: "Thanks! You wanna have sex?"
Cute girl: "How could I say no to a man with a cute puppy?"
*Puppy disappears*
On the first day of each month, it's rent day.
Used as a euphemism for paying rent each month through sex when you live with a partner.
"Hey Sarah, it's the first of the month. you know what that means...?"
"Your rent is due".
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The fictional place where security guards go to learn the idiotic lingo and actions they must do to maintain a false sense of security.
Blart: "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take your cigarette beyond the 15 foot perimeter of this entrance or I will be forced to physically subdue you in violation of Article 12 Section B Paragraph 5."
Shopper: "Hey Bub - did you learn all those multi-syllable words in rent-a-cop-academy?"
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When the boys see the 40 year old man at the end of his road, they know the rent is due. If your going 50 in a 50 zone, you better be ready for the rent.
Man yesterday I was driving down that street and just knew the rent was due. I could smell that the rent was due. the rent is due.
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When someones mother is on their period.
Damn she is grumpy is your mums rent due?
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