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a fake road that does not really exist, used to give someone directions when you just want them off your back or want to confuse them.
The Cooker: "Dude, Uncle Freddie wants to come jacking for beats"
Pete Dick: "Does he know we are going to the Kirk Hotel?"
The Cooker: "No."
Pete Dick: "Good, just tell him we are going to the Beats Street Tavern and that it is on Jones Road and to meet us there."
The Cooker: "Wouldn't it be on Beats Street though?"
Pete Dick: "Don't worry about it, he is too stupid to figure it out."
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Located in the heart of Macomb County, MI
Hall road is known as a disorganized pothole ridden road. It is well known for causing manic episodes of flat tires and road rage.
Though the official speed is 45 mph you are likely to be tailgated at 65 mph.
I was only 30 mins late by taking Hall Road today instead of 19 mile
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The act of masturbating with sandpaper. The grit is not important, but usually the lower the more hardcore you are.
Guy 1 - Dude I went to menards last night and posted up in the sandpaper aisle for at least 3 hours.
Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?
Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?
Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
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A place where magic happens and dreams go to die.
To dargle (verb): to go to an afters and never return to see your family or the light of day again.
Synonym: a constant rollover
“Do you dargle road much yourself lad?”
the act of giving and/or receiving oral stimulation on the penis while inside an motor vehicle, not restricted to a limousine.
Synonyms: road head
Chastity was riding shotgun in the car with Kasra, when she felt an uncontrollable urge to give him road limo.
A game where a circle of people sit in the middle of a road and pass a ball back and forth between eachother. The group is not allowd to get up until a car stops and beeps three times.
Girl #1: Dude, did you hear about the group of kids who got run over?
Boy #1: No. What happened?
Girl #1: They were playing ball in road.
A dead animal that has been run over so many times that its flat shape resembles a rug.
Guy: Did you find my dog?
Neighbor: Yeah, but he’s a road rug now...