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moist robot

A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.

"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."

"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."

by moist robot April 11, 2007

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Robot Sex

Having sex whilst sleeping.

Gee Bob, you really love to have robot sex with me, after I’ve had a long hard day, don’t you? Well, I hope you enjoyed it!”

by Treyk89 June 28, 2023


Robot Sex

It's when the guy nuts and bolts.

Did he stay the night? Naw, we just had robot sex.

by Mare Dejiz April 8, 2023


robot emoji

when someone just keeps repeating the same things and talking the same way. it's almost as if they are a robot specifically programmed to repeat themselves.

"Cheeto lookin ahh boi. Bro looks like a banana. blud has to be from ohio. No rizz No rizz!💀" 🤖🤖🤖🤖 robot emoji

by hoodspeakhater June 30, 2023

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Robot Movie

A movie, normally with high production value that centers around some random guy finding a robot or other thing and builds a bond with it. Then he find's out that the owner wants it back and action ensues. Most of these movies have the same plot just a different robot or setting.

Todd: Hey do you wanna go see that robot movie that just came out?

Rob: No they're basically all the same movie...

by ThCtzer August 4, 2018


I, Robot

An 'I, Robot' is when you jizz on someones faces and let it dry, leaving the recipient resembling the robot from the Will Smith's classic fil adaptation of 'I, Robot'

P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an 'I, Robot' last night? What did it feel like?

P2: Yeah cant lie bro was pretty sweet felt well good

by hainlad October 12, 2020


I, robot

An ‘I, robot’ is when you jizz on someone’s face and let it dry, leaving with the recipient resembling the robot from the classic Will Smith film ‘I, robot’.

P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an ‘I, Robot’ last night? That’s crazy how did it feel?

P2: Yeah bro can’t lie it was pretty sweet!

by hainlad October 12, 2020