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The solo career works of Byrce Avery, a young kid from Texas with a great voice
You know I'm at a all time low, so heres a song so you won't go.
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1. (noun): An asshole, an offensive term pertaining to someone you would like to send off on a rocket.
2. (noun): Usually a man, a man-douche.
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Premise: The men upstairs are disrupting my sleep.
Premise: Any man who disrupts my sleep is a mouche-rocket.
Conclusion: The men upstairs are mouche-rockets.
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Ross, Nate, or *Akhtar.
*The grand pooh-ba of mouche-rockets, a logic teacher.
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When a stoner takes an apple and a water bottle and combines them creating a wonderful hitting machine.
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To be so overcome with joy that a violent orgasm occurs, forcing one out of a sitting position; usually female only.
Seeing Dane Cook shirtless caused Trisha to juice rocket.
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When a guy gets a boner and farts/shits at the same time.
Dan: Bro, that taco bell was fire af and that chick in there was hot af
Gabe: I know bro! She nearly made me rocket launch!
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That one person that is overly energetic in the morning.
Person 1: How are you so energetic right now? It's 3AM!
Rocket Jockey: I'M SO EXCITED!!!
Person 2: You're such a rocket jockey... Go to bed!
Rocket Jockey: NEVER! *Throws something at person 2*
Person 2: Son of a bitch!
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Can be used to describe someone you'd normaly call a cunt-prick-or twat, infront of more sensative people, children not used to street banter and old people that mite not understand more modern cussing, blaggard and bounder are ok,but cunt's still got the edge in my opinion, knob rocket can be an ice breaker, once the subject is used to your silver tounged urban banter, you can ease them into more progresive cussing.
Dont listen to that knob rocket! He's an arrid banquet (one up from a drylunch.)
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