The one word text used to begin a non-specific conversation with a recent romantic interest.
I feel bad for her because we hadn't talked in two weeks and then she randomly texted me a "Sad Hey" out of the blue last night.
a playful insult that is used on a friend of either sex, in a variety of accents depending on the situation. offense is never intended.
Friend 1: that ross kid, far out he's annoying
Friend 2: yeah i know, he's such a sad goi
When there something that’s depressing or sad and you don’t know what to say or the situation is complex.
Dam your phone died and u bored sad shit.
You jus caught Corona dam that’s sad shit.
The art of blinding someone and glueing someones ass cheeks together. Just happy tapioca backwards.
Bill: last night someone gave me some sad tapioca!
You: wow that sucks bro.
The instance when your dick is trying to enter a busted up vagina and the flabby labia fold in on the vaginal entrance so your dick can't get in but is just hanging out wearing a "sad hat" of floppy pussy folds.
Last night I was hanging with that ho Jessica and when we tried to have sex, I couldn't get my dick in her pussy cuz those nasty meat curtains just folded up on my dick like a sad hat.