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sample sale remorse

the regret you feel after impulse shopping at a sample sale and realizing that you don't like anything you purchased.

"I can't believe I just spent $300 on this floral velvet dress. It's not even my size. What was I thinking? I'm having major sample sale remorse right now."

by adecasp January 14, 2011


Yard sale a bike

When you yard sale a bike or quad it’s is when all of your plastics and others pieces fly off your bike and become useless and like the junk you find at yard sales

When you yard sale a bike or quad it’s is when all of your plastics and others pieces fly off your bike and become useless and like the junk you find at yard sales

by Then it hit me October 19, 2020


Sale Site Wanker

People on facebook sale sites who ask you to save something for them that you are selling, arrange a time to come and collect it, then when the time comes they don't show up then avoid and ignore further contact with you.

That person that was meant to be coming around today that didn't show or contact was a complete sale site wanker

by therealslimshaney72 September 21, 2017


Guatemalan bake sale

(n) - A type of bake sale seen in Guatemala completely different from all other types of bake sales. Sometimes imported to the U.S.

Hey guys! Let's go to the Guatemalan bake sale!

by The Geographer January 04, 2005


Vaginal Sales Represenative

A person who oversees the sale and distribution of vaginas.

see: pimp

Hooker: Half of my money goes to my vaginal sales represenative!

Guy1: you mean your pimp?

Hooker: yes!

by Mikeunlimited04 August 04, 2008


Evaporating Sales Virus

The sudden disappearance of a sales opportunity. A dramatic reduction in a sales forecast, often leaving the sales person and their manager in an awkward spot.

Why did Jon get fired? The boss got rid of him once he found out that he got infected with the Evaporating Sales Virus. We're not sure if he was making the stuff up or if the economy got him.

by alienevil June 12, 2009


mount de sales

SLUTS. FAKE. NOT PREPS NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRY. these girls always have drama, they are constantly fighting about something stupid like who wasn't invited to the movie. they all think they are hot shit.

"omg, look at me....my collar is popped...idk why i pop it... but i do because everyone else does"

by Former student '05 May 04, 2005