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When you blow your load between a chubby woman’s fat rolls then slide them around to spread out the jizz.
I gave that girl an Indiana bake sale between her fat rolls.
People on facebook sale sites who ask you to save something for them that you are selling, arrange a time to come and collect it, then when the time comes they don't show up then avoid and ignore further contact with you.
That person that was meant to be coming around today that didn't show or contact was a complete sale site wanker
A child that is wearing clothes that do not go together. Or clothes that have been thrown on with no care in the world to what they might look like.
What a odd pairing of clothes, doesn't she look like a jumble sale kid.
(n) - A type of bake sale seen in Guatemala completely different from all other types of bake sales. Sometimes imported to the U.S.
Hey guys! Let's go to the Guatemalan bake sale!
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A person who oversees the sale and distribution of vaginas.
see: pimp
Hooker: Half of my money goes to my vaginal sales represenative!
Guy1: you mean your pimp?
Hooker: yes!
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The sudden disappearance of a sales opportunity. A dramatic reduction in a sales forecast, often leaving the sales person and their manager in an awkward spot.
Why did Jon get fired? The boss got rid of him once he found out that he got infected with the Evaporating Sales Virus. We're not sure if he was making the stuff up or if the economy got him.
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SLUTS. FAKE. NOT PREPS NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRY. these girls always have drama, they are constantly fighting about something stupid like who wasn't invited to the movie. they all think they are hot shit.
"omg, look at me....my collar is popped...idk why i pop it... but i do because everyone else does"
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