Sammy Hagar

A talent musican born on October 13, 1947. Was well known in Van Halen, his solo carrer, hsas, Chickenfoot, Montrose and the Wabo's. Often compared to David Lee Roth who David maybe good but Hagar is way fuckking better. Hagar is also the best solo artist.

Sammy Hagar is the most successful muscian in the world

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Tugboat Sammy

The sexual act that occurs when a guy is fucking you and you decide to clinch real tight and pull away from him, dragging him along.

"WHERE YOU GOING?! WHY ARE YOU SUCH A TUGBOAT SAMMY WITH MY DICK?!"

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Sammy Smith

Ultra dank heady beer from England. Oatmeal Stout is fucking amazing.

w00k: Yo brah let me get a kick down of that sammy smith
lot kid: no w00k!

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Sammie-Proof

Making something extremely simple for a sammie to be able to make it/survive it. Usually used when playing video games.

Did you remember to sammie-proof it? Sammie won't be able to complete it otherwise.

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sammy moses

1. a psycho stalker bitch with the eyes of an instane person

2. owner of all things fantasy. including unicorns, fairies, goblins, rainbows, leprachauns, eskimos, and the occasional dinosaur. does not like to be bothered when in the "me-time mode," which entails sitting in a corner rocking back and forth prattling on about her future wishes of ponies and penises. Also lives in a house made of lincoln logs. aww yeah.

"Someone needs to tell that sammy moses in the corner to stop wishing for ponies and dicks and get a life!"

"I got followed home by a sammy moses today. Holy shit, i literally pissed my pants I was so creeped out."

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sammy sosa

Someone that has used so many illegal steroids, and growth hormone his jaw line is now fucked up.

Dude get that needle out of your ass. You are being a Sammy Sosa

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Sammy the Bull

One who believes in manifest destiny, therefore able to dominate in all aspects of life including JV puck.

Common phrases utilized by the Bull include: "Yeaaaaaa Boiiiiieee", "Do you like to party? you must.", "One minute", and "Nizzaaaaww".

Sammy the Bull on right wing, Sam Lagor playing center, and Mara on left...blue line all the way baby.

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