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that text you send after you call a girl cute and she dub you saying it was your friend or saying wrong person .
Boy: hey your cute as hell
Girl: Lol
Boy: Sorry that was my friend lmfao
*talking to friend*
"had to send that save text"
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A style of goalkeeping developed post year 2000, the main components of which are diving must be done in three installments: the initial lean, fall and then stretch. Catching is never an option, when possible try and kick the ball away instead or parry it to an attacker. When the ball comes straight at you, dive and attempt to kick it away. Always go up for corners and rush back screaming at your team mates because you've fluffed your header and left the opposition with an open net.
(Defender in anger at goalkeeping blunder): That was an Iain-save!
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Jeremy: mom why do all the clocks an hour off
Mom: we had daylight savings time
Jeremy: what does that mean?
Mom : we time traveled
a horrible, horrible band that rich white kids think have talent.
Saves the Day; why do those crackers listen to shitty music?
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The new, absolutely amazing, album by Fall Out Boy that should sell a lot more albums than it already has.
Released April 16, 2013
The total length of the album is 41:37, and there are a total of 11 songs on the album.
1. The Phoenix
2. My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)
3. Alone Together
4. Where Did the Party Go
5. Just One Yesterday (featuring Foxes)
6. The Mighty Fall (featuring Big Sean)
7. Miss Missing You
8. Death Valley
9. Young Volcanoes
10. Rat a Tat (featuring Courtney Love)
11. Save Rock and Roll (featuring Elton John)
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When you are in the middle of urinating, and decide you might have to take a shit soon, so you don't flush the toilet right away. Saving a rough draft can be out of a sincere desire to conserve water, or just out of sheer laziness.
Dude, why didn't you flush?
Oh, sorry about that. I was saving a rough draft.
When you are going to face or already facing a terrible situation , and something or somebody save you.
I was going to be caught cheating if John wouldn't advice me the teacher was arriving. " Thanks john , you save my ass".
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