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"Cum is such an outdated term. You should call it schlong snot instead"
the act of getting ur dingle berries stuck under the couch all while screaming " oh lord im cumming"
Arnaud- i just pulled a purple schlong last night
Thibault- wow how was it ?
Arnaud- Perfect.
When your penis touches the the toilet bowl while having a shit
Oh man I’ve just had a shit and my dick touched the toilet “ ...... “ you have just been schlong dipped
Another word for a penis
Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage
when one wraps the head of their penis in a turban
man 1. hey what have u been up to?
man 2. yo dude ive just been arabian schlong-ing
man 1. nice
man 2 nice
term to describe a females sexual organs
its cold in here. how bout you warm me up with that schlong snuggie.
A schlong that's the bomb. (Good dick)
Dave: Bro did you hear about Dylan’s bombastic schlong? It’s humongous!
Ricky:Can I try it?