Schrodingers Jerk

A jerk whom says something mean or offensive, if it is taken well he takes it seriously, if it is taken badly he plays it off as a joke.

Tom would always say racist things and then say joking when we got mad, such a Schrodingers Jerk.

Schrodinger's Perspective

- The people who say "Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind or forgotten" as their excuse to find ways to make literally anyone and possibly everyone belong to some part of society.

- the perspective of "I don't like everyone, but I love everyone"

- You try to look for reasons make anything fit in to one place.

- Adaptive thinking (half-strawman reasoning)

- You don't change what it is, you just find a way it can apply

You can make the passion of a con artist beneficial by gaining the Schrodinger's Perspective.

pulling a Schrodinger

Making a half-sarcastic comment to a group of people that can be rebuked as sarcasm/banter if unappreciated, or just as easily allowed to slide if it's appreciated.

The name is derived from the famous Schrödinger's cat experiment, a demonstration of the concept of quantum superposition. 'The cat in this box is either dead or alive, and we have no way of knowing for certain until we open the box...'

1: "Mark just made a joke about women's rights. He's uh... he's being sarcastic, though, right...?"
2: "That guy is just pulling a Schrodinger to gauge the overall social climate here. See that? The douche just took it right back!"
1: "Damn..."