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When you have to piss so bad, that when you finally go to take a piss and you think you're done pissing, your second bladder kicks in and you piss some more. Like a continuation of your first piss after a brief slowdown or stopage, and it starts up again.
"Man, I drank so much beer that I pissed for 5 minutes straight because my second bladder kicked in."
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At a school with a block schedule Second Friday is either the actual Friday of the week or Thursday if Friday is a day off. This is because the students don't have their classes on that day until the next week.
Second Friday is the best Friday because I don't have to see my teachers until next week.
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the love that teaches us lessons about who we are and how we often want or need to be loved. This is the kind of love that hurts, whether through lies, pain or manipulation. We think we are making different choices than our first, but in reality we are still making choices out of the need to learn lessons—but we hang on. this love can become a cycle, oftentimes one we keep repeating because we think that somehow the ending will be different than before. Yet, each time we try, it somehow ends worse than before. Sometimes it’s unhealthy, unbalanced or narcissistic even. There may be emotional, mental or even physical abuse or manipulation—most likely there will be high levels of drama. This is exactly what keeps us addicted to this storyline, because it’s the emotional roller coaster of extreme highs and lows and like a junkie trying to get a fix, we stick through the lows with the expectation of the high. With this kind of love, trying to make it work becomes more important than whether it actually should. It’s the love that we wished was right
this is my second love ...
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When you burp up smoke after smoking
Rodney: *burps up smoke* “woah man, what just happened?”
Kurt: you just had a ~second coming~
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When you choke a woman so hard during sexual intercourse she dies. You then resuscitate her and as she takes her first breath of life you cum directly on her face.
Ryan: So I was choke fucking Kathryn last night and she stopped breathing.
Luke: Dude, is she ok?
Ryan: Yeah, I welcomed her back to our mortal world with a Second Baptism.
Luke: Bro! You should be a pastor!
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when you have sex with a girl that just recently had sex and hasn't had time to clean out their pussy,
Dude i was with this girl at a party, i was about to put it in her pussy but i realized i was getting sloppy seconds!
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Pussy that's been humped less than 12 hrs before you get it.
I'm always getting sloppy seconds from my wife.
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