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At a school with a block schedule Second Friday is either the actual Friday of the week or Thursday if Friday is a day off. This is because the students don't have their classes on that day until the next week.
Second Friday is the best Friday because I don't have to see my teachers until next week.
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the stage where a person is slowly transitioning into your typical "hippie." usually this occurs after they do a psychedelic drug such as lsd or listen to tame impala for the first time. they thrift shop. most wear birkenstocks or "jesus sandals." makeup isnt really their thing most days. some still have a basic trendy side that they will soon grow out of. whenever they wear makeup they start to hate how it feels on their face. most second eyers are in the process of getting over their insecurities and finding inner peace. music speaks on another level to them. really down to earth and chill, but sometimes they have their moments where negativity gets the best of them and it takes a while to get back into their initial state again. suckers for the 70s.
oh she's chill, she's a second eyer
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A stereotypical American male who has remarried and acts totally different, usually ignoring his old friends and changing his personality to match his new marriage. A weak-willed man who acts like he discovered some deep truth about life after getting married the second time, to the annoyance of all
"I haven't seen him since he went all second wifer on us."
"Second wifer is too good for us now."
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When you choke a woman so hard during sexual intercourse she dies. You then resuscitate her and as she takes her first breath of life you cum directly on her face.
Ryan: So I was choke fucking Kathryn last night and she stopped breathing.
Luke: Dude, is she ok?
Ryan: Yeah, I welcomed her back to our mortal world with a Second Baptism.
Luke: Bro! You should be a pastor!
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When you burp up smoke after smoking
Rodney: *burps up smoke* “woah man, what just happened?”
Kurt: you just had a ~second coming~
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when you have sex with a girl that just recently had sex and hasn't had time to clean out their pussy,
Dude i was with this girl at a party, i was about to put it in her pussy but i realized i was getting sloppy seconds!
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Pussy that's been humped less than 12 hrs before you get it.
I'm always getting sloppy seconds from my wife.
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