I Got Served

Anecdotes in which people get SERVED.

Today, I have only just started talking to a friend again as he is now dating my ex. Our other friend asked me to help him on a game and I said to ask the first friend, stating that "he's better". The first friend looked straight at me and said "That's funny, that really is what she said". I Got Served.

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First Come First Serve

First-come, first-served (FCFS) – sometimes first-in, first-served and first-come, first choice – whereby the requests of customers or clients are attended to in the order that they arrived, without other biases or preferences.

There's some nice cake over there, first come first serve!

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you got served

when a superior bowler challenges a country bumpkin to a bowl-off, "he's been served."
and of course, it will then be "on".

Patio challenges Ty to a Bowling Match and says, "dude, you got served."
to which Ty responds, "NOW it's ON!"

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You serve zero purpose

A phrase said by Low Tier God. Some people should do what he says tbh.

Diego: Hey guys, check out this incredible meme *the meme is a skibidi toilet meme*
*Low Tier God appears out of nowhere, thunder starts forming*
LTG: YOU SERVE ZERO PURPOSE, YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF, NOW
*a big ass fucking thunder explosion happens, destroying the entire continent*
#relatable

all must serve the cycle

ɯɐoɟ ɟo sɹɐǝ ɥʇᴉʍ uǝʇsᴉl puɐ puɐs ɟo ǝpɐɯ sǝʎǝ ɥʇᴉʍ ɥɔʇɐʍ ʎǝɥʇ

“All must serve the cycle”

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Columbian soft serve

When a man ingests so much cocaine that cant acheive an erection then a woman gives him head

Man I was so blown the other night Katty had to give me a Columbian soft serve

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pulling up to self serve

To pleasure one's self. To be your own best friend. When a man enjoys his own company. roughing up the suspect

I was scarred for life when I walked in on my dad as he pulled up to self serve.

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