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One whose human sexual orientation is unidentifiable due to the time spent with their clarinet rather than in social activities
"Dude, is Jared gay? I never see him with any chicks"
"No, he's just clari-sexual"
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The sexual Squiggle is the symbol, " ~ " Placed after a sentence that is meant to be romantic/flirtatious, which increases the sentence's sexual value by 10000000000000000000% Used in "Sexting".
Mary; Hey Linda!, Tom from work just texted me, "Hey~"
Linda: He Totally wants that ass go get em girl!
Gary: Look at the text my wife just sent me,
Mark: Dude that has the Sexual Squiggle after it, you Are going to be getting some tonight!
The consumption of sexual organs
Friend 1: I totally ate her out last night
Friend 2: Cool bro
Friend 1: I cooked it to perfection
Friend 2: …
Friend 1: What? It’s just Sexual Cannibalism
Friend 2: *Calling Police*
Attraction to The 100 boys and girls. This list includes Octavia, Clarke, Lexa, Raven, Niylah, Harper, Luna, Echo/Ash, Emori, Josephine, Madi, Bellamy, Murphy, Monty, Jasper, Miller, Lincoln, Maybe Finn, Maybe A.L.L.I.E, If you like Pike or Titus or JAHA especially Jaha, YOU CAN GO FLOAT YOURSELF
Alex asked me if I was gay, I told her I am The 100 Sexual.
When a person, in a totally non-sexual context, inadvertently makes a sound or says a word/phrase that is obviously (without a doubt) vocalized in the same way that the person would during sex. This provides a startling, disconcerting glimpse into their private life.
"UGGGGHHHH YESS!!!" moaned Fernanda after seeing her final physics grade. "Whoops ... sorry for that sexual forecasting just then."
The regret you feel after sleeping with someone you really, really shouldn't have.
'Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just f**king snort you?"'- John Mayer on Jessica Simpson
*sexual facepalm* - Jessica Simpson
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U shouldnt search up food sexual on Google
Ik its discusting