Random
Source Code

clari-sexual

One whose human sexual orientation is unidentifiable due to the time spent with their clarinet rather than in social activities

"Dude, is Jared gay? I never see him with any chicks"
"No, he's just clari-sexual"

by Clarinet Goddess October 8, 2006

41👍 10👎


Sexual Cannibalism

The consumption of sexual organs

Friend 1: I totally ate her out last night
Friend 2: Cool bro
Friend 1: I cooked it to perfection

Friend 2: …
Friend 1: What? It’s just Sexual Cannibalism

Friend 2: *Calling Police*

by Darth Tellectus April 21, 2020


The 100 Sexual

Attraction to The 100 boys and girls. This list includes Octavia, Clarke, Lexa, Raven, Niylah, Harper, Luna, Echo/Ash, Emori, Josephine, Madi, Bellamy, Murphy, Monty, Jasper, Miller, Lincoln, Maybe Finn, Maybe A.L.L.I.E, If you like Pike or Titus or JAHA especially Jaha, YOU CAN GO FLOAT YOURSELF

Alex asked me if I was gay, I told her I am The 100 Sexual.

by DC stan January 8, 2021


sexual crush

a sexual crush is a thought in which you have sexual fantasies about a person you like

i have a sexual crush on ben kasner

by ctyugiugugufyy January 7, 2017


Hakuna Sexuality

Someone who's straight and won't be gay in the future whatever what happen.

Vera: Are you still attracted to girls?
Elk: yes I'm HakunaSexual!!
Vera: What's that?
Elk: Hakuna Sexuality means that you are straight and nothing can change that!
Vera: Hakuna matata :)

by LKXX May 14, 2021


Sexual facepalm

The regret you feel after sleeping with someone you really, really shouldn't have.

'Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just f**king snort you?"'- John Mayer on Jessica Simpson

*sexual facepalm* - Jessica Simpson

by BeijingBetty October 24, 2012


food sexual

Stupid 😌

U shouldnt search up food sexual on Google

Ik its discusting

by ussypsay February 16, 2021