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a cute, friendly redheaded girl I know who loves chocolate covered expresso beans, half-price books, and people-watching at Walmart.
When Charlie Brown mentions the little red-haired girl, he is talking about Shelby Copple.
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Shelby is a very nice person who likes Akram, and they started dating because theyre in loveeeeee , they hold hands all the time and go to dairy queen as a "date" and her best friend for ever and ever is frank with out a question.
OMG OMG OMG SHELBY IS HERE AKRAM
k its time to get it in
DTF
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A girl who thinks she is beyond sexy even though she looks like she has snorted coke since the day she was 5 years old she lies about being pregnant and is with a new dude every 5/6 months she isn’t loyal she try’s to say her sister’s kid is hers and then pin it on her ex husband she loves dating men who looks like they need to be on a sex-offender list. She will also stalk her ex’s until the current GF is brought into it she will give out fake addresses while trying to go through divorce!!!
Guy1) : don’t go near that girl! It’s shelby
Guy2) thanks bro but she looks methed out anyways I kinda figured!!!!
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When a girl can’t get her man turned on she buys a violin that only plays wap. she begins to strip and play wap on the violin with her mega hairy coochie lips in front of him to finally give him a boner. the only way she lets him finish off is by cumming inside the hole of the violin. she then collects it for years so she can dump ancient cum on him if he ever cheats on her.
i just wasn’t having it with my girl but couldn’t keep my hands off her once she pulled a dirty shelbi.
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a dumb bitch who uses probation as an excuse to not fight. she also has no ass lookin like SpongeBob SquarePants and this bubble eyed cockatoo whore likes to talk the most shit and says she's pregnant just to hide from getting beat tf up. she also likes to be a big ol slut so of course she don't know who her baby daddy is. Every guy she's fucked denies bein the baby's dad.
wow! that girl was tryna get with my man, what a Shelby brown ass bitch.
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A. A Cadillac.
B. A female to be known with no gag-reflex.
C. Nocturnal Mammal.
D. Strongly believes root beer > Dr. Pepper.
Why take that escort when you could ride in a Cadillac.
Niggers love Shelbi Grutz.
"Why the fuck won't you stay up? I slept from 5am to 3pm"
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