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Shoes that prop yo tiny ass up so you can feel better about yourself.
My friend won't go bowling because his short ass wears elevator shoes.
Shoes worn only when one drops a deuce in an office bathroom so co-workers do not recognize who occupies the stall
I put on my deuce shoes so the boss wouldn't talk to me while I was taking a crap.
A game between friends where you surprise attack your opponent by kicking your shoe at them, typically while walking into room or around a corner. Also a pun.
Bill: "why did Jack just kick a shoe at you?"
Adam: "Bro, we're playing Kung Shoe."
a pair of shoes that have been cooked in a microwave for atleast 2 minutes at high setting to get them warm for when you are gonna walk somewhere
guy 1- bro i got some comfy baked shoes bro, wanna try them?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?
If someone is being a general mothefucker and pissing you off, this can be an easy to phrase to use to insult and hurt them. Cough on the shoe is a basic fuck you and piss off, but with a formal twist. Call me a magician
(Mid argument) ‘Oh well you can go cough on the shoe”
(Or keep it short and sweet) ‘cough on the shoe bitch”
Shoes that make you run up to someone and hump them from behind
I hate these horny shoes! I will never wear them again!
Someone who owns a pair of stripper shoes yet won't own up to their actual purpose. Claims that they are "work shoes"
Hey, Theresa, nice stripper shoes! Are you a stripper?
Those are my work shoes!
Yeah, exactly, your work shoes.