sit and scroll

When you bring your phone into the bathroom to chill while you take a dump.

“Where the hell is Cameron?”
“Aw dude we won’t be seeing him for at least 20 minutes. He’s a sit and scroll type of guy. “

tight sit

a tight situation

me: my moms car won’t start bro
bro: that’s a tight sit bro

Sitting Shower

An action in which your legs are simply too tired, yet you don’t want to take a bath. Instead you just turn the shower and sit down with all your items circled around you so you don’t have to stand

“Hey Colette you gonna take a bath”?
“Nah I’ll just take a Sitting Shower”.

e-sitting

Watching children through a phone or computer because everyone has more important things to do.

I’ll be e-sitting the neighbor’s kids via Skype tonight during the playoffs

sits bath

When two women, usually lesbians, sit on top of each other over the toilet and simultaneously urinate.

I can hear my lesbian neighbors fighting over the bathroom every morning; I wonder why they don't take a sits bath?

Sit-hom

Like Sit-com a sit-hom is a 'situation homosexual'. A normally straight guy who might take a chance at gay sex given the right circumstances. e.g. at a drugs or drink party.

I reckon Mike swings both ways. He fancies a lot of girls but I reckon at a drugs party he could well be a sit-hom.

sit you

Sitting someone is when you knock them out

Yo I’m gonna sit you fam