Fun-Sized

A product that is smaller than its usual size.

Jeffy: You're really short.
Jim: I'm not short, I'm fun-sized!

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Model Sized

a tall and pretty girl. A girl over 5'6 in height or is very tall. For tall females.

Jess: You should be a Model
Parker: Yeah, you're model sized

Molly: Really? maybe I should be

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schwab-sized

something really really small. tiny.

He had a schwab-sized penis.

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The penis sizes

Smallest to largest based on name
Harrison
Morris
Tom
Tim
Fred
Chris
Lee
Eric
Zander
Landon
Miguel
Abe
Luca
Samuel
Dave
Chad
Damien
Evan
Robert
Justin
Taylor
Gabe
Matt
Cole
Zack
Captain
Noah
James
Jarvis
Paul
Caden
Jacob
Shinnosuke
Daisuke
Arlo
Johnny
Ryan
Shinta
Christian
Mason

I read the penis sizes... it looks like my name is close to James. How bout yours?

I’m close to Evan...

Oh really because I’m close to Daisuke!

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Penis Size

in tha website utterpants the average penis size iz 10 inches. 8 inches is tha bare minimum u need 2 pleasure a modern day woman. OHH ITS TRUE!

"is it in yet?" "yer baby r u done", "wat i idnt kno we started" "aww dmn dats right im only 7 inches"

PENIS SIZE OH IT FUKN COUNTS

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Size up

When a guy looks at you thighs to see if he would fit

When you size up you know the bigger the thigh gap, the looser it is

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sized up

A way of saying a man got a boner, stiffy, erection, etc.

Sized up is a play on the phrase 'siezed up'.

Alexa: I came twice in a row thinking about last night

Jordan: Dayumm I just sized up hard

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