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Joey kidney's way of hugging someone
It can be hard to koala sloth.
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a cross between a yak and a sloth. it is only found in certain parts of europe generally on the swiz-france boarder. iain youd spent years pretending he was not one of their race but eventually ate his sister( a renound yak-sloth tradition) and continues to live his life as a yak sloth. they tend to have a changeable personality and any good mood can be halted by a swift kick to the groin.
steve: "hay is that a yak sloth (question mark)"
dave: "yer!"
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When you can't get boner very quickly. The begining stages of Erectial Dysfunction.
I was about to bone this chick but it took me an hour and a half to get hard. Stupid sloth dick.
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Someone that is a useful fool that does nothing, but makes a lot of noise complaining
That bleating sloth got a canary for his car, because he never changed his tyres.
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A sloth like Caucasoid that dwells in dimly light smelly cavern.
If faced with a sloth lord one should yell sloth bombardment to rally forces and destroy sloth.
The only to get rid of the slothy smell is to burn the cavern.
Prepare a sloth bombardment, Kris the sloth lord is attempting to escape... at point .1 meters per second.
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A derogatory term for a slow-moving, large woman who enjoys eating cheese, so much so, that she gains weight constantly. Most cheese-sloth tend to have nervous habits as well and smoke pot before eating their cheese. Similar to a grease-puss, but more focused on the cheese-eating habits of larger women.
Buddy #1: 'Did you hear what the cheese-sloth did today, brother?'
Buddy #2: 'No, what did that fat-ass do, dude?'
Buddy #1: 'Witnessed her drink a coffee cup of melted Velveeta, eat a wheel of Brie, and a half-pound of cheddar, dawg, can you believe it? She's so damn fat from all of that cheese, man!'
Buddy #2: 'It's a shame, bro, is she still smoking an ounce of pot every 2 or 3 days too?'
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