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When you have had so much to drink that you can't actually walk and are puking all the way to the bathroom, leaving a trail behind you.
"If I have one more shot I will be a vomit snail!"
To place ones flaccid penis across the upper lip of another male who has passed out.
Do y'all remember when he performed the snail salt on him? Don't worry we took plenty of pictures.
A man's inability to 'get it up' at a time in which he needs to be performing. Also known as 'snail eye syndrome' if it is a constant reoccurrence.
Girl 1 - 'So.. How was last night!? Did you finally sleep with John?'
Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'
Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'
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Sexual act; when one person slides themself around/up the cum covered naked body of another.
I sucked his balls until he exploded everywhere then slut snailed up his body.
The act of female masturbation.
She needs to wail on the snail and loosen up a little bit.
When a girl drags her really wet pussy from her partner's cheat to the chin.
"Bro, last night my girl was super turned on, hopped on my stomach and just straight snail trailed me."