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Used to describe a condition of blind infatuation by a male to a female counterpart. May be used synonymously with cunt-struck or pussywhipped.
1. Jennifer had Gary totally snatch-hammered. She was always sending him to the drugstore for tampons, monistat, and slim-fast.
2. The best way to tell if a guy is snatch-hammered is to force him to watch "Titanic" and "The Notebook" back-to-back. If he doesn't complain...snatch-hammered!!
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-Tell her she has nasty snatch cock
-I don't even know what that is..
-You know, it's.. it's the stuff the comes out of.. (pointing at his crotch)
(from the TV series 'Misfits')
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1. Noun:
A vagina belonging to a disgusting, old woman who hasn't had sex in years, therefore having a snatch that hasn't seen daylight like a dark, empty, never-ending bat cave.
"Damn, Elaine is such a bat snatch! I don't think she's gotten laid since 1973!"
" Who would wanna fuck that old bat snatch?"
"That bitch is so ugly, I'm sure nobody has ever touched that bat snatch"
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A bandy snatch is a vagina that has been rammed so much that it has the ability to stretch like a jumbo sized rubber band. A bandy snatch is not a good thing, unless you have a horse penis. Some may say "its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway"
"I wanted to fuck Monique so bad, but once i saw that hoe had a bandy snatch, i slapped the bitch and ran."
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When a woman is horny and becomes "wet" in anticipation of sexual intercourse, as she removes her underwear it gets caught in her vagina and has resistance coming down.
Sex with my girlfriend was so hot, you could tell she was ready for it when she had a "Snatch Catch".
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Term for women who don't shave down there.
She has a snatch patch.
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A woman or girl who likes to sit on men's laps, either aware or unaware that they are causing the men to become intensely sexually aroused.
Bonnie began to feel less inhibited at the office, and began flirting back with some of the men by sitting on their laps and being a tease. Word got around to others, including Mike's friends, that his wife had become a little cockteasing lap snatch at work.
Tweenie Katie seemed to have no idea she was being such a lap snatch, the way she drove her uncle crazy when she sat on his lap.
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