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I asked my daughter if she had a case of the chocolate sneezes.
This is when you sneeze into another mans anus hole and then farting In his mouth
"Please Fart sneeze on me Rick"
When someone plugs one nostril & blows hard. Phlegm is then ejected, at high speed, from the other nostril.
"you're outside, you don't have a tissue: Just do a coach sneeze."
"eww, did you see that? He just did a coach sneeze!"
When inhaling smoke from a cigarette/blunt and you're about to exhale, you sneeze and the exhaling and sneeze combine.
I just dragon sneezed and my nose nose hurts.
When a lady has air and a misty spray liberate from her pudding cove
Jane felt a pink sneeze release as her lover removed the nether rod from her plush mitten.
What happens during a blow job when you finish the deed and semen/spit drips out of your mouth and onto the other person's dick
"I was finishing up going down my man, when I ended up sneezing on the dog."
When you have a sneeze coming and, like a tease, it decides not to just before it happens.
Hold up, gotta sneeze. Ah.. AH- ...God damn Tease Sneeze!