bum sniffer

1. A person who sniff bums.
2. A term that can be used in name calling.

Hey...out of my way ya bum sniffer.

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penis sniffer

A term of insult to claim that someone sniffs penises. Better used towards males.

"John you're such a freaking penis sniffer!"

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cunt sniffer

one who is a lesbien who sniffes of the cunt

Rossie O'donnel is a cunt sniffer

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gym sniffer

A person who waits around in a gym whilst fat, sweaty old people use the excercise bikes and then as soon as they leave, run up and sniff the seat.

Dude, did you see him sniff that smelly granny minge seat?
Yeah, what a gym sniffer.

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Kipper Sniffer

After sex, you cum on the girl's 'vulva', then lean down and take a whiff. (Everyone's loves their own brand, by the way.) You simply exclaim, "Damn girl, you smell like kipper."

(Kipper is a fish)

When John had reached his climax, he pulled out of Sally and came on her 'vulva'. Once preforming this act, he leaned down and breathed in deeply.

"Gee, Sally, you sure smell like kipper."

"Oh John, you're so silly!"

"Gee, Sally, I thought you liked the Kipper Sniffer."

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knicker sniffer

A lower status male who believes that by perpetually following around a group of girls he will eventually see some action. Ultimatly banished to "lets-just-be-friends" land. See also Chirag Parmar.

Yo chirag you're not gonna get any by continually going to fez with the girls. Stop being a knicker sniffer and come to cindies with us instead and get some!!!

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wiffer sniffer

a person (often a pre-teen male) who farts in a bathtub so that they might bite the bubble it produces.

John, a legendary wiffer sniffer, leaned back in the bathtub with well-practiced ease and farted, then just as quickly, leaned forward again and bit the bubble.

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