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The state of being completely free from the influence of alcohol or drugs mysteriously accompanied by a lack of desire to become intoxicated. Someone who is sober as a knob job would have no desire to drink or party and would probably go to bed at 10pm on a Saturday night.
Could also be referred to as "disgustingly sober" or "being a total fairy".
Tom: What the fuck was wrong with you last night? You wouldn't even have a beer.
Dave: I know man, for some reason I was sober as a knob job.
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When you don’t drink alcohol but you do take drugs.
She doesn’t drink, but she will have a line. She’s California Sober.
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Only smokes weed when under the influence of caffeine.
Washington State Sober: I only start my day WA Sober because that’s the only way to clear up the morning fog.
A driver who is so bad and/or douche that every time he or she gets behind the wheel, they might as well have had 6 shots of jager.
"Ever had a friend who's such a shitty driver you wouldn't let them driving sober?"
"Yeah man sober drunk drivers are douchebags, and a menace to society!"
Like California Sober, except instead of only smoking weed, you only smoke cigarettes.
Jane: “Why is Joe standing outside of the bar chainsmoking? He hasn’t even gotten a beer, why’d he even come?”
Jim: “Oh yeah, he’s New York Sober.”
I only fuck with psychedelics and the Doja.
Wanna go do a line?
Fuck no, I’m Silicon Valley sober.