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The process of teaching a bird to grow 6 more legs
Yo that is a spider bird, shit how do you know it got 8 legs
A spider man like fling of seamen from one's hand onto the face of another.
Beeds, i just spiders webbed this sloot.
Another term for a dirty female with crabs/pubic lice.
I went to go down on this girl I just met until I realized she had a nasty case of snatch spiders.
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The protrusion of unkempt pubic hairs from the edges of an undergarment. Especially when the owner is unaware of said protrusion.
Tim: Why don't you like Cindy anymore?
Billy: Dude, because I totally saw her SPIDER'S NEST at the pool.
Tim: Gross!
Billy: Yeah she needs to get John Goodman to kill the queen.
A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
A mutated strain of Influenza, having symptoms of both the common Flu and those of severe spider bites. Essentially, it's a really bad flu (fever, vomiting, nausea, congestion), along with shortness of breath and swelling, discoloration, and rashes on the skin.
I tried to get to the gym last night, but was diagnosed with a sever case of the spider flu and couldn't move.