A thick, firm erection resembling a large, brown russet potato.
Man, Jennifer showed me her asshole last night and it gave me a massive spud!
The eldest boy in the family.
This is our Spud, he is our first born son.
A PC way to call patients Retards.
ALS 1- respond to 54 elm for a pt with his hand stuck in the garbage disposal,”fuckin spuds man”