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Spunk Monk

A masturbator. One who bashes the bishop. A wanker.

"No wonder it don't work, spunk monk, you havent switched it on" !!

by London El Vis September 26, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


spunk torpedo

A penis.

Referred to as a torpedo because you would like to fire it into attractive persons.

Like a real torpedo a spunk torpedo explodes, but with spunk instead of, you know, actual bomb contents.

I'd like to fire my spunk torpedo into that fine pice of ass.

by Amaal Greenwood-Goodwin February 5, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spunk bank

Porn collection

My mom found my spunk bank and threw it all away.

by Cramped December 7, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


spunk trunk

cock, penis, single barreled porridge gun

i whipped out my spunk trunk and stuck it in the bitches mouth

by aidan October 19, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spunk-Belly

The slightly more rounded appearance of the female lower abdomen which can be very sexy and often illustrates a woman is entirely happy and confident in her own body.
Not to be confused with "Muffin-top" which is when flesh spills over the waistline of clothing and is completely unsightly.
A Spunk-Belly can often be the subject of sexual fantasy.

"Nice dress, you can see the outline of her cute little Spunk-Belly too"

"I'd love to crack one off over her rounded little Spunk-Belly"

by Tantalus2009 April 24, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spunk Gut

When a collection of spunk consumed collects in the stomach cavity and gives the image of a beer belly

Hayleym@gem.co.uk

by James September 23, 2003

11๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


spunk-pad

A derogatory term to describe a tablet device.

'I'm never buying one of (insert company name here)'s stupid donkey spunk-pads, I have no desire to let them track me and I do not associate my self-worth with using the latest fad technology in public.'

by lostinsuburbia May 23, 2013

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž