tot squat

Using the bathroom with an emotionally needy baby in your lap.

My son wanted to be held constantly today. I couldn't put him down without him crying, so I had to tot squat.

Snatch Squat

The most hard core of CrossFit exercises. Snatch Squat is a male specific exercise which involves doing a wall sit naked over a loaded bear trap for 10 minutes.

Joey is the current reining champion of the Snatch Squat as he has held it for upto 15 minutes.

squat sauce

Vaginal Juices when a women is arroused.

Man, after sex I had to use two towels to clean all her squat sauce off my fuck stick.

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squat and gobble

A place to eat and shit.

Man, where's a decent squat and gobble around here?

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j-squat

A ridiculously obnoxious person. Someone you can't stand to be around due to an abnormally large annoyance factor.

Guy: Dude what is that j-squat doing at my party?

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Squatted trucks

A gay man who loves licking sausages

I like squatted trucks that means I’m gay

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Flap-a-squat

1. To wave your arms and say woooo woooo 2. an insult to grandparents and enemies. 3. to fart

The cheerleaders had to flap-a-squat to make them appear good. I said flap-a-squat to my grandma, then she sent me home. I have to flap-a-squat so bad, I just let it loose.

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