Squishy Maths

When you waffle your way through a math problem and get the right answer.

Teacher: "Remember to use the proper formulas on the exam, don't use any squishy maths!"

squishy hands

A creepy guy at salsa night who likes to dance with all the college-aged girls. Definitely looking for a sugar baby.

"Oh look, there's squishy hands with his next victim."

"Squishy hands... at it again."

"Squishy hands called me a stripper"