Wank stew

When you're so high and you green out while ejaculating and your cum looks and tastes like stew

Caolan got so zoinked that he had a wank stew

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Irish stew

Basically, it's a leftovers of all kind of drugs (usually powders) after party that have left on a silver plate or a mirror.

- Man, you'd rather not sniff this irish stew.

- Damn, we are empty! -Chill, man we can scrape the Irish stew from your mirror.

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Turtle Stew

When you are about to take a shit and the first turd is poking out of your ass. You push it out and all of a sudden watery shit explodes out leaving your toilet looking like a bowl of beef stew!

I had to take a shit really bad and had a turtle head sticking out....I pushed that guy out and my shit exploded out turning my toilet into a big bowl of turtle stew!

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lamb stew

A sudden bout of incontrovertible diarrhea, most often suffered by a lone bushman with poor culinary agency. Old Australian slang, still used in parts of New South Wales - a minor cultural phenomenon in the earlier part of the twentieth century due to references contained in the bush poetry of Henry Lawson popular at the time. With no known cure for dysentery existing at the time, this particular colloquialism had a sinister connotation since lost with the adoption of greater methods of preserving hygiene.

'He caught upon his bow,
A heartily spooned fondue.
No' where, no' way, no' how,
He felt a 'beefed lamb stew.'

- Excerpt from Henry Lawson's "Hymns from the wilds of Beechboro"

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boobie stew

a lady or group of ladies (particularly those who are attractive and/or have large breasts) in a hot tub or jacuzzi.

If a guy or guys wants to join ladies in a hot tub, it may sound something like this...
"Hey fellas, lets hit the hot tub. Looks like boobie stew is already brewing!"

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cammy stew

perform an amazing sexual act

omg u took me like cammy stew

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cotton stew

Cotton stew is obtained by mixing together all possible bodily fluids and/or in some cases solids, including but not limited to: jizzum, piss, spit, diarrhea, vomit, snot, mucus, blood, shit, sweat, vaginal fluid, tears, (liquidy) earwax, pancreatic enzymes.

Stir until correct consistency is achieved, it should resemble...well cotton stew

Bitch was pissing me off so I made her make some cotton stew and then made her drink it.

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