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When you are completely smashed and cannot see a damn thing with a mouth full of snuff.
What's up brother! I got me a stiff upper lip!!!
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a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.
"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"
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When a team loses when there was a few dodgey calls when it was close
Collingwood had a stiff lose against Geelong
When a young perv jacks his wank and shoots it on the floor in an area with carpet. Also know as SRS or "Stiff Rug Syndrome"
I heard Jeremy has Stiff rug all over his bedroom....
The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.
The guy was drunk and measure a 1 on the stiffness scale
When you get a boner at the worst time
"I was at my daughters girl scout meeting when i thought of a sexy girl, then got into stiff trouble"
A person who has no hair and works at mindless boring job that they hate.
Hey Steve! Look at those construction workers over there, a bunch of bald stiffs.