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When you are completely smashed and cannot see a damn thing with a mouth full of snuff.
What's up brother! I got me a stiff upper lip!!!
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a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.
"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"
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Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.
Robbie ya fucking stiff. Fuck u love cricket cunt. Fucking cricket stiff
A very strong mixed drink
after a few stiff jimmys I couldn’t tell my ass from my face
the state of affairs at a 20 something singles bar at 300 am
come on guys, let's go. no babes in here, just stiff pricks and beer. i'm going home to jerk off again!
When you are playing a game of football (American) and accidentally stiff arm a female player in her chest region.
I was feeling horny when I was playing football so I decided to stiff tit Jess.
The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.
The guy was drunk and measure a 1 on the stiffness scale