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A kitty that you get high on a regular basis. You take a hit of weed and blow your smoke in the kitty's face. After a while the kitty is a stoner just like you. It knows when you are about to get high and hangs out by you when you are packing the bowl or rolling the joint waiting for you to start blowing hits at it. It likes to get high. At first kitties don't like it when you get them high, but after a while they love it.
Jadice is such a stoner kitty. She follows the pipe around the circle from stoner to stoner waiting for her turn.
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The inability to control the wandering capabilities of your body. Usually involves complete lack of focus and/or a destination. Stoner Drifting most likely begins just after or within an hour after smoking. Most participants don't even realize it is happening until they find themselves thinking, "What the fuck am I doing over here?".
I have no idea why I am in the laundry room, but that was some extreme Stoner Drifting.
The name of the character played by Tommy Chong in the movie "UP IN SMOKE".
In one of the opening scenes of UP IN SMOKE, Chong's father says to Chong: "Anthony don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you. If you don't get a job by sundown, were gonna ship you off to military school with the Goddamn Finkelstein shit kid, son of a bitch! This reveals that Chongs name is Anthony. Of course his last name has to be Stoner, thus we have Anthony Stoner in the classic stoner movie. In the author's humble opinion, Up IN Smoke is the funniest movie ever!!!!!!!!!
The dilemma in which a stoner finds him or herself having to choose between staying reclined/lying/sitting comfortably and getting up to acquire food/drink/other amenities.
Can also be "The Drinker's Dilemma"
"damn the stoner's dilemma! i want cheetos, but they're all the way in the kitchen!"
or
"Dude, I had a total drinkers dilemma yesterday. I sat in my bed for ten minutes trying to decide if I should go get some food to feed my drunchies."
Jon: "Hey Kevin, who is that new girl you've been talking to?"
Kevin: "Thats my new girlfriend. Or as I would like to call her, my stoner bitch."
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Some one who you smoke copious amounts of the sticky green with, whenever you see each other. You have had so many epiphanies through the smoke filled room with him, that he knows you better then you know yourself. You realize that you don't need money to be happy in life, you just need companionship, and some dank weed. You are connected not only physically (no homo), but spiritually, mentally, and emotionally...(no homo) You have never been sober with your stoner buddy for more then an hour or two, and the primary discussions when you are sober are about what your going to do when you get high. Your stories always revolve around the herb and the highs you've had. Even if you haven't seen your stoner buddy for weeks, the time when you reunite is like no time has been passed at all. You would take a bullet for this person, and would sacrifice yourself an any way. You would cross miles of sub-zero temp. during finals week to toast a bowl at two in the morning. When you buy a phat sac, you don't consider it yours, you consider it ours. Your motto is fuck it, lemme smoke this bowl wit chu first. Your always low on cash (as most stoners are) and pool and hustle anything you can just for some more mary j. Can be found slouching in ridiculous positions with empty Doritos, Mtn Dew, cereal and fruit roll up boxes, and possibly a plate of pizza rolls, with chill as beats in the background, and incomprehensible mumbles coming from somewhere in the haze.
Reagan Era Bystander on the Street: Can you hear that music coming down the street? Sounds like its...MJ malt liquer? What the Hell?!?!?!
Stoner buddy Rollin by: ah ah ah hahahaha!!!!! This songs my jam! pass dat shit!!!
Reagan: Rab damn hippies!!!!
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someone who smokes weed once and decides that they've been doing it for years. often rich white kids devoid of any individuality trying to leech off of drug culture. it is not uncommon for one to be a wigger
i just sold a dimebag to those wannabe stoners for $40 and called it purple haze
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