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A common saying among Victorian children.
"help me I am stuck in the coal mines, Jake."
Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!
Beans
Take on me. Take me onnnnnn
I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
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When one goes to collect commodities from a local deader, but is forced to stay longer than expected due to police presence outside. For example, I went to pick up weed, the police parked outside, now I stuck watching Spongebob with my dealer's kids.
Gents, I went to pick up some parts and now I'm stuck in traffic. I won't be able to attend the meeting today
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The answer is:
Red.
Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks
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!@#$%^&*() Yeet some useless nursery rhyme British soldiers made up to make fun of American ones too bad America won but American toddlers love it for some reason Yeet
Weird guy: Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani
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I don't really know to be honest
Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
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Someone or something that drives people crazy (v.q. someone with a loose screw).
Don't listen to him! He obviously has his screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey, he's just gonna drive you crazy!