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National suck Theo’s dick day

On on May 1st if you see that sexy beast Theo u gotta suck his dick

Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day

“Oh shit there he is

“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”

by theothegod April 12, 2019


Dick sucking dog

A dog that has been trained to suck dicks. They are sometimes brought to orgies and a favorite pet of perverts.

He brought his dick sucking dog to the orgy.

by Judge dredd7 May 17, 2011

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Suck my dick shit lips

An expression one commonly uses after having anal sex and going arse to mouth.

After pulling his cock out of her arse, Joe said to Mary, "suck my dick shit lips". He then proceeded to put his cock in her mouth

by Matteo Evandro September 6, 2016


mexican dick suck

When one inserts his or her genitalia into a vacuum cleaner's metal neck for sexual stimulation.

Hey Billy want to come to the mexican dick suck at my house later I got a brand new hoover.

No grandpa I don't want to help you with your mexican dick suck I've already had to clean out the vacuum's filter twice this week and its only tuesday.

Hey Alex want to go to mexico with me later I just got a brand wet dry vac.

by X2f01 June 23, 2008

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ill suck yo dick for a cheeseburger

when a crackhead is so horribly ruined, poor and hungry that they will suck a persons dick for a cheeseburger.

you walk out of mcdonalds and a crazy homeless man runs up to you ill suck yo dick for a cheeseburger!

by xray500 August 10, 2011

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dick sucking leech

someone that will suck any dick in there face

that bitch cheated on me she's suck a dick sucking leech

by mr. leech March 8, 2010

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SUCKING THE GLASS DICK

It means to smoke crack or weed using a glass bong or pipe

there goes babie thug and lil killa sucking the glass dick again

by Babie Thug April 4, 2006

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